You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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