fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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