yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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