hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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