Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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