She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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