I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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