I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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