Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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