i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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