Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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