And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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