It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
