I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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