I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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