How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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