fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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