I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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