he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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