i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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