Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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