Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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