ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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