I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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