I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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