Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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