i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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