I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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