Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm sobbing to NWA
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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