Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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