i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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