I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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