Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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