my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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