Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
What happened to fro yo and sex?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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