Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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