She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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