pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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