Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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