I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
These tits shall not be calmed
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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