no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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