can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I AM VODKA MAN
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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