**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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