Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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