All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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