i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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