I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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