Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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