I wish my penis had an off switch
Where did you get a picture of my penis
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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