there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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