she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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