She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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