I just made out with a guy for $7.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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