Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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