No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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