is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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