You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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