I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
My feet surprised me
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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